An hour before we had to pitch concepts for client’s US product launch, I was told the creative director, who was to present, was not coming.

No time to panic. Or throw up.

So I did the pitch. We got the account and soon, a better creative director.


I cast the guy who played Norman Wilson in The Wire for a holiday radio spot.

If you were one of the 18 people who heard it, you’d totally do all your gift shopping at Newark Airport.

I did voice-over for an online CRM program and got my heart broken over a television spot we pitched to the same client.

The ECD praised it for being “too emotional.”

The spot, not the VO.

I’ve been on Broadway. In the role of a ginormous Times Square billboard.

We closed after just two weeks. (Shakes fist at media buyer.)

Get out of here.