An hour before we had to pitch concepts for a global client’s US product launch, the team was told the group creative director, who was supposed to present, was not coming.

No time to panic. Or throw up.

So we did the pitch, won the account, and got a new (and awesome) GCD.

I cast the guy who played Norman Wilson in The Wire for a holiday radio spot.

If you were one of the 18 people who heard it, you’d totally do all your gift shopping at Newark Airport.

I did voice-over for an online CRM program and got my heart broken over a television spot we pitched to the same client.

The ECD praised it for being “too emotional.”

The spot, not the VO.

I’ve been on Broadway in the role of a ginormous Times Square billboard.

We closed after just two weeks.

(Shakes fist at media buyer.)